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2010-01-13T23:05:00.003+08:00

I know you're not happy with me.
I know you're pissed with me.
It's k.
Cause I knew from the very start.
But really, is it my fault?

PS: I miss shit like this. <3

RAWR!

2010-01-12T17:54:00.003+08:00

So like, the last time I blogged was on the second day of school.
Now, today is the second day of the second week of school.
And all I can say is, it was a million times better than the second day of school.
The days just get better and better. Oh yes they do. (:
So, I'm just glad I'm making friends. And I love Theta. My class.
Everyone is still trying to get into our class. But noone wants to move out.
Pretty sad, really. :) But yeah. Aha.
So anyways, I CUT MY HAIR AND IT'S SO FUGLY I CAN DIE.
Stupid lady who cut my hair. Stupid EVIAN.
Wtf kinda name is that? Who names their kids after WATER?
Hi, my name is MATKOOL. Yes, after the ice cream. :)
Anyhow, this is what I look like.
It's okay if you laugh, everyone already has. :)

OH BTW, MOST IMPORTANTLY, SRI AMAN-IANS, I MISS YOU ALL LIKE FUCK. <33333

emo nemo

2010-01-05T22:44:00.001+08:00

Idk what to say about school cause well, it hasn't been so great. I hope things will get better in a few days. I really really hope so. I miss everyone in SA. ):

Omg, Jonas Brothers?

2010-01-03T10:49:00.002+08:00

I think something is wrong with me. Yesterday, I had reeeeaaalllyyy weird dreams. SERIOUSLY. :S

Okay, first dream;

I dreamt that some of us were in an abandoned building where there were zombies, something of that sort, and this huge giant monster. I don't remember much, but I think we (me and a few people, can't remember who) were cops. :S We arrested the zombies? Or maybe they were a cult? Idk.

Second dream;

HAHAHAHA. This is hilarious tbh. I dreamt about the Jonas Brothers. OMG right? We, (my family and I) were at a dinner. And idk why, but the Jonas Brothers were there. So, idk why, we decided to take some photos with them. We had to pay RM10. Cheap? I think so. HAHAHHAHA. Anyways, so then, Maegan and I lined up & blah blah blah. Weirdly enough, the picture was supposed to be taken by your own camera and then printed out by them (their manager I suppose). So it came to my turn and I took my DSLR out. HAHAHA. Oh boy. Was it funny! They were somewhat intrigued by my DSLR. And they were looking through all my photos. In my dream, I was able to successfully take bokeh. HAHAHA. Not in reality, not yet. :P Anyways, there were the pair of twins who were there. Somehow, opposite where the Jonas Brothers and I were, there was a toilet. The twins went in there and didn't come out for a long time. It's only a single cubicle btw. So anyways, after some time, another pair of twins started banging on the door cause they needed the toilet too. So then, finally, one of the twins open the door and tumbled out. I can then see the other twin at the toilet bowl with her hands covered in puke which looked like oatmeal. :S At that point, I felt totally sick and had to run to the toilet too. There was another one behind where we were. So I ran there to puke too. And I think I passed out? HAHAHA. So anyways, I woke up after sometime and I came out. The Joanas Brothers were still there, but my family was gone? So I actually followed them back. HAHAHA. Yeah. We were in the car. Joe was sitting in the passenger seat still looking through my photos. From the back, I couldn't really see who the driver was and assumed it was Nick. So I said, "Aww, how sad. Nick has to drive." As to which I get a response from the driver, "It's Kevin." HAHAHAHA. I had mistaken Kevin for Nick? LOLOLOL. I was shocked and then asked where Nick was. Only to find out, he too was in the backseat with me but curled up under a blanket and lying down in a fetal position. HAHAHA. Weird, yes. So anyways, we went for dinner at this, really cool place. It was those kind of old fashioned typical restaurants. So anyways, we all sat down. I sat next to Nick, while Nick sat next to Joe and Joe sat next to Kevin. Suddenly I took out my iPhone to check it and Nick asks if he could see it. Obviously, I said yes. The suddenly, I remembered about my parents. I was wondering how come nothing has happened although I was missing for so long. And my pocket started vibrating and I was confused because my iPhone was with Nick. Apparently, I had another phone. And the call was from my mum. I was shocked and scared. I excused myself to go take the phone call. When I picked up, I hear my mum's voice shouting at me. She was scolding me and etc. I mean, hello? I puked and passed out and you left? So you had no right to shout at me. I went out to the patio they had and saw my mum standing outside. Idk why or how she was there, but she was. And I hid form her. Idk why either. LOL. So anyways, I continued being screamed at from quite some time. When she was finally finished, I walked back inside only to find there were new additions to the table. 2 of my aunts, weirdly enough and I think someone else? Someone had also changed my seat and I was no longer sitting next to Nick. I was now sitting at the head of the table across of Kevin. Aha. So yeah, then my dream suddenly ended.

I, myself am wondering how I could have dreamt about the Jonas Brothers. I mean, I never/hardly even bother thinking about them. O_O I didn't even talk/read/heard about them from anywhere or anybody in such a long time. Really. It was a weirrddd dream. But I can't say it was bad. HAHAHA.

2010 is a whole new exciting year

2010-01-01T02:07:00.002+08:00

2010, I aint gonna bother with a long list of resolutions like all of you because I roughly know what I want to change for this whole new year. :)

I would just like to thank all the special people in my life. First of would definitely be my family. Then come my really really great friends. Hsu-Ven, Ashwini, Chee Hoe, Pei and loads more. I hope you know who you are. :) No matter who you are, I'm sure you've made an impact on my life. And to everyone, I love you all dearly and would forever love to hold our friendship or whatever relationship we might have. To all the new people I met this year, you guys are awesome. :) I've really never met so many new people in a year like this before. But this new year, there'll be loads more. New school. New friends. Hopefully. :) It's been hell of a year everyone! And thank you for everything.

:D

shhh

2009-12-28T10:40:00.002+08:00

Today, I realised you're pretty annoying and stupid.
Today, I realised this and wondered what I should do.
Today, I also realised I shouldn't be thinking this way.
Today, I realised the world is way too complicated.
Today, I realised I should just keep quiet.

Nippon

2009-12-18T23:09:00.003+08:00

So Teppei Kokei is now on TV. HAHAHA. He's cute. :B
Just now Shun Oguri was on.
Before that, Nodame Cantabile was on.

I love Japan. Dad says we might not come back next year? Omg. How sad! ):
I've been coming to Japan every year since I was in Std 3. Being told is this so sad. :'(
Booooooo. I looovee Japan.
Oh, did I mention, THERE'S A REALLY HOT GUY AT THE CONVIENCE STORE OUTSIDE MY HOTEL. And he has super nice hair! Even my mum said so! HAHAHA. Maybe I'll go take a pic of him tomorrow or smth. ;)

I also wasted RM 40 today. Fuck. I'm like so pissed with myself. GAAHH. DAMMIT. ):<

So soon,

2009-12-16T21:38:00.003+08:00

So like, I took this in my room. LOL. I drew that on a mini Double A paper and used a hairband I got from my aunt last two Christmases ago. Aha.

So Christmas is coming and the year is coming to an end. Really, time passes so fast.
So today, I was reading some old chat logs from back when I was in Std 6 to early this year. Really how much has changed still shocks me. I mean, WOW.
The difference in everything is huge. It really is.
I realised that so many things have happened in this 15 years of my life and I still can't quite believe it.
Next year will be a whole new and different phase in my life and to be frank, I'm terrified.
I'm not sure as to how it'll go yet, but I'm still excited as to see how everything will turn out.
Wow. 15 years of my life, it just flew past like noone's bussiness.
So far, I'm happy for everything. It's been a good 15 years. Aha. I can't wait to see what next year will bring. (:

Awesome-ness?

2009-12-15T23:29:00.005+08:00

I swear I LMFAO-ed at this. Especially at Arial's face. HAHAHA. This is awesssoommeee. I remember my cousin showing this to us last year too. But I thought it would be funny to do it again. Teehee. ;D

Dreams?

2009-12-03T21:39:00.002+08:00

The night before last, I dreamt about Lady Gaga and bring the dead back to life. I know. I've been thinking about Gaga's Bad Romance and Paparazzi clips too much, perhaps?

Whereas last night, I dreamt about the apocalypse and shit. Yeah, well, most people died. A few of us managed to escape on a flying giant prawn. Yes. A flying giant prawn. I think it was a hybrid of a prawn and a millipede.

I swear, every night, I dream about weird things. Oh myyyy. My dreams should be movies. They are quite entertaining. HAHAHA

ah fuck it

2009-12-01T23:48:00.003+08:00

I'm pretty tired of shit lately. Not sure why.
It's not like I've been up to much.
But I haven't been entirely the happiest person alive.
This sucks. ):

I had a dream last night.
It wasn't exactly the best of dreams.
I dreamt about lotsa shit.
I dreamt about like, almost EVERYONE. O_O
Even people I haven't seen in 3 years.
Seriously. It was pretty messed up.
I was such a bitch at one point. Seriously.
I was at a table with some friends and then suddenly, this guy I haven't seen in a few years, whom I have to point out is EXTREMELY annoying. I swear. He makes me want to pull my hair out. Like seriously. On MSN, talking to him is like, ZOMGSTFUPLS. Yeah.
Anyways, my friends and I, can't remember who the people at the table were, well, I remember Hsu-Ven was there, anyways, we were about to have lunch and he sees us from the window and waves. I, being still completely annoyed with him and not wanting to have anything to do with him, does not look although I did catch a glimpse of him.
So then, he decides to come in into the cafe we were at and sits himself down. Yes, he practically self invited himself. >_>
Anyways, since the person sitting next to me happened to have gotten up to go buy some food, he just plopped himself next to me. Then he tries to start a conversation with me that goes a bit like this;

GuyMe

Hey, I haven't seen you in forever! How've you been?
Hey. I'm good.
Oh yeah? That's cool! (Blahblahblah, he keeps going on)
... (I just sit there not looking at him and practically clenching my teeth)

I see the person who was sitting next to me had already returned to the table. And luckily, the annoying guy gets up to go to the cafe counter, not sure as to why. And then I ask the person who was sitting next to me originally, well, beg actually, in not a very nice manner I would like to point out, to get back to the seat next to me so that the annoying guy wouldn't come back and leisurely plop himself next to me. Thankfully, that person does so and I am safe from sitting next to the annoying one. Just then, the annoying one comes back. He then continues talking and starts talking to me again.

AnnoyingGuyMePeopleAtTheTable

So like, blahblahblah some stuff about Digimon (Yes, I know wtf, Digimon)
Yeah, ok mhm.
BlahblahblahDigimonblahblahblah (Did I mention he was so annoying to the point that his voice hurt my ears? In the dream btw cause I haven't heard his voice in ages)
Okay, you know what? I couldn't give shits about what you have to say.
*Shuts up*
You are so fucking annoying. Do you have any idea how fucking annoying you are? I here, am trying so fucking hard to ignore you but you just keep blabbing and blabbing about fucking unimportant things.
Oooohhh. Chloe, come on. Don't be such a bitch.
WHAT? I can't help it. He's talking about fucking Digimon for God's sake. How can I just sit here and listen to this fucking shit?
Yknow, I thought I was gonna sit here and have lunch with you guys, but I guess not anymore.

So yeah, it was something along those lines. I know. What a bitch. The guy was just trying to catch up with us and shit. Yknow, cause it's been ages and shit. But he was just so fucking annoying to me at that moment that I totally became a bitch. I mean, I regretted it a lil, but I was so relieved at the same time.

So I was thinking, everyone said that I had better not become a bitch after being in Sri KL. And I was thinking, what if I do become a bitch? Well, not like I'm not now. I'm pretty sure I'm quite a bitch sometimes. >_> But everyone is a bitch. So yeah. But I meant, bitch as in like, a real bitch. A bitch like in my dream bitch. Oh god, I'm so afraid of what's gonna happen. I hope I can even bloody hell make friends there. >_> I'm not exactly very good at making friends. Omg. I'm so bloody nervous. And PMR results are coming out soon. I was praying that I would be away from the country when the results come out but I guess not seeing as how we'll be celebrating Christmas here.

Omg, I'm scared. My life feels screwed.

I dream every night. About everything. It's tiring really. I never get proper sleep. I wonder when it's gonna stop.

Birthday thanks

2009-11-28T19:55:00.004+08:00

Okay, finally time to thank everyone who wished me happy birthday. :D
I have been postponing this for a very long time due to my laziness.
Let's start with;

Maegan, Arial and Nicole who were in my room when the clock striked 12am that day. HAHAHA. Stupid losers. They were staying over. Yay. LOL.
Moving on, Hsu-Ven who called me at 11.58pm on the 24th. Mhm. Loser. (:
And also Ashwini who came to suprise me at my house on the 25th. HAHAHA. Loser girl lah.

And everyone else (no particular order);

Chee Hoe
Xiu Pei
Li Yin
Rizal
Evelyn
Xiu Jong
Michaelle
Adrian Lau
Ruey Chin
Hsu-Yi
Phar
Elisha
Hwa Hong
Rianne
Syamimi
Asyiqin
Shahirah
Alia Hamdi
Boh
Kuan
Han Wey
Fauzan Hak
Millie
Amanda X
Cela
Omar Bravo
Cheryl Soo
Azraei
Kudrat
Chooi Fun
Hsu Wern
Namisha
Ain Nabilah
Rachel Teo
Kelyvnn
Bryan Chin
Nor' Ain
Iman Rohimmi
Vissagan Krishnamoorthi
Sabrina Kuah
Izzara
Rashmika
Trisher
Matiin Rahman
Joshua
Kaeshini Nair
Shashee
Daphnie
Irfan Hilmi
Shakel Rosli
Suresh
Zaim
Nik Areena
Georgina Soo
Su Wei
Asilah Nasir
Aisyah Hisham
Syazani Sani
Kavi
Puan Chris
Puan Sibyl Su
Sarah D
Mai Najihah
Amira Abdul Rahman
Lakshmishree
Xin Yin
Bue Lim
Emily Ariana
Jin Li
Lanee
Vijay Thinesh
Callie Yap
Visalini
Myra
Sylvia Soon
Amirah Akhyar
Omar Hakim
Tee KunShen
Nurul Shuhadah
Emylia Merican
Elyana
Yi Laine
Uma Priya
Hui Xin
Marina Anwar
Shalini Nagaraj
Cassandra Lee
Lee Foong Wen
Aliya Hasanah
Jannessa Ooi
Muhammad Azim
Sayidatul Fatina
Eric Lee
Fatin Nabilah
Meetra
Mr Cheah
Bavithira
Nurul Farah Addina
Sheera Shahar
Arief Subhan
Izaz Emyra
Amanda Chiew
Li Ming
Nadhirah Zulkifli
Regina Ashley Philip
Sara Mazlen
Hanan Zulina
Keerthana
Fawwaz Husamuddin
Selene Tam
Afifah Aziz
Elsa Asri
Manesa Modhgil
Su Shern
Yi Ching
Nadiah Khairil
Ghythri Sivanasan
Karyna Suhaimi
Chandraysh Agisparan
Reena Kaur
Jannani Chandra
Merissa
Navini Harindran
Jing Ming
Lydia Miller
Samantha Chrishanthini
Adri Ahmad
Esmatuddeen
Fiona Ng
Ng Ee Von
Nadia Kirby
Michelle Lim
Qistina Danial
Hui Wei Chin
Hana Saleh
Tham
Elynna Hasri
Thivithra
Pei Yin
Soo Sun
Baizura Yusof
Syn Yun
Kim X
Amanda Kok
Omar Astley
Jo Sie
Timothy Sim
Sau Mun
Natasha Zainal
Nur Amirah
Hanna Haizal
Kai Zawawi
Esmeralda
Jocelyn Leong

And lastly, to all my family members. Thank you so much.
Especially mum and dad. :D

OH BTW, I GOT A BABY BOTTLE FOR MY BIRTHDAY. HOW AWESOME? :B
<3

uuuuuhhhh

2009-11-20T18:33:00.001+08:00

I haven't blogged in forever. Am not planning to blog anytime soon cause I'm too lazy.

I AM ADDICTED TO PET SOCIETY ZOMG. :D

fucker

2009-11-13T18:07:00.003+08:00

Was it my fault or yours?
Was it cause I didn't think?
Was it cause I was immature like you said I was?
Yknow what? I don't know anymore.
Fuck you, cause I have feelings too.
You're not always right.
I know neither am I.
But it wouldn't hurt to be wrong sometimes.
Think a little.
Give some allowances.
Be more reasonable.
I swear, I could knock out 5 beefy fat asses while talking to you.
It's that fucking hard.
But it's only all about you, right?

Or maybe I'm the bitch in this whole situation.
I wish I could just not talk to you for a week or more.
Fuck.
I wish.

We cool like that.

2009-11-12T14:57:00.006+08:00

I'm too lazy to properly update. So here. (:
More pics here;
http://picasaweb.google.com/hsuven/HonaluluTripChloeS#
http://picasaweb.google.com/chloechai/SleepoverAtGlenmarie#

I made them read this powerpoint shit that was actually a prank sorta thing where a ghost pops up at some point. They were so unready for it, it took them by surprise. It was hilarious as Ashwini tackled Hsu-Ven causing Hsu-Ven to hit her head. HILARIOUS HILARIOUS HILARIOUS. :D

What a dayyyy.

2009-11-03T21:56:00.005+08:00

[Chee Hoe tried to take a pic of what was under my dress. TOO BAD, NO LUCK, BITCH.]

[Pei's Etch A Sketch of my name. :D]

[Chee Hoe says this makes me look so manly. HAHAHA. Whattodo? I'm showing off my awesome rides. ;D]

[Using that water gun thingy. The air that came out was smelly.]

[Chee Hoe smelling the smelly air. HAHAHA][Chee Hoe says I look like Chucky, LMFAO][Pei's request for me to do the face that I have on my current MSN dp.][I'm being a pirate! Grr!][Chee Hoe trying to act cool. Fucker. >_>]

I'm too lazy to blog. D:
I wanna blog about today! HAHAHA. Howw howw howw?
Well, imma blog lah. :D

So today, I went out with Chee Hoe, Hsu-Ven and Xiu Pei (ALPHABETICAL ORDER ;D).
We actually planned it last night. LOL. I really didn't think we would go out but well, we did.
Not bad. :D
So yeah, we went to Tropicana Mall. IT WAS MY FIRST TIME THERE! I actually don't mind that place. Considering it's actually very deserted. Pretty much the reason why I actually like it. :P
Well, it has Borders there, so that's a good thing. :B

So anyways, the 3 of them went to a mamak for breakfast and then waited for me there at Starbucks for a few hours. HAHA. I met up with them only at around 12pm.
Sorry, but it's cause I had to wait for my parents. ):
Well, anyways, when I arrived, we went to buy the tickets. We bought tix for Jennifer's Body. :D We had about 20 mins to kill so we went to Toys R Us. Yes, we're that cool. HAHAHAHA.
So the movie was like, pretty awesome. Too bad they cut out lots of scenes. Damn potong. But yknow, whatever. >_> So like, Hsu-Ven and I were like, holding on to each other. HAHAHA. She was actually screaming during scary parts of the movie. And if you were wondering, I didn't scream once. :D I was laughing at her almost all the time. Hey, it WAS funny! And then, at one point, Chee Hoe went to the toilet. So Pei had noone to cling on. So both Pei and Hsu-Ven were clinging on to me. That was pretty funny. HAHAHA.

Blah blah blah. We finished watching the movie. Then we went out. So we were thinking of what to do next. And we realised we had nothing else to do. So we decided to watch another movie. And so we chose Inglorious Bastards on impulse. HAHA. Bad choice. We all wasted out Rm7. We went in and guess what? THE 4 OF US WERE THE ONLY FREAKIN' PEOPLE! HAHAHAHAHA. UNBELIEVABLE OR WHAT? It was actually pretty damn cool. HAHAHA. Fun. We were shouting and laughing really loudly. :D Chee Hoe humped some of the seats. HAHAHA. What an asshole. :P So yeah, we sat there for like, 10 mins? And then we left. So we piratically wasted our money. >_> But soon after, Mel Yee joined us. So we went to Kenny Rogers to eat. :D

Blah blah blah. We talked and shit happened. HAHAHA. So yeah. Pretty much it. Hmm. Sure lots of other stuff happened. But whatev. I'm lazy. So yeah. :D

I already miss them! HAHAHA. :D

2009-10-27T11:58:00.007+08:00

The vid is finally out! :D

Omg, Katy Perry + 3Oh!3. Awesomeness to the max. <3 She makes the song even better than it already is. (: I've been waiting for this vid since forever. :D It was just posted up yesterday! Yeaahhss.

Oh, and Nat and Sean are just adorable in this vid. HAHA. I love 1:30. :P

So yeah.

2009-10-26T23:06:00.002+08:00

I have finished reading a book.
Which I just started reading today.
LOL.
I have so many more unread books in my room.
Meh. Should read them all soon. (:

So,

2009-10-26T14:30:00.005+08:00

I had my ears re-pierced yesterday. After 7 years. Wow. It kinda hurt but meh, I'm strong. HAHA. So it was alright. (:

Anyways, dad and I had a bet. It starts today. I'm supposed to go to the gym everyday and if I do go, I get RM 5 and if I don't I gotta give him RM 5. I know, RM 5 is nothing. But it really just more of a small advantage. The real bet is my dignity. HAHA. My dad is sure that I would give up. Well, I'll show him! I'm gonna follow through this! HAH. :D

I've already slept for hours last night. But I feel like taking a nap. Perhaps I should? Hmm. Gah. I'm such a bum.

Edit;
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I DIDN'T REALISE I TYPED I HAD MY EYES RE-PIERCED AT FIRST. OMG. DUMBASS.

Here goes,

2009-10-25T22:29:00.003+08:00

I was supposed to blog about Joshua that day. Uh, 2 days ago. Yeah. But he has been like, insulting me a lot lately. ): So I was procrastinating and contemplating on whether I should blog about what he said. So I came to a conclusion that I would anyways. So yeah, it's pretty short, but here goes.

In the convo between Eli, Joshua and I.

(2:34 PM) yeoh.:ahahahahahahah.
ohwell, pork chop is good enough? LMAO. ;D
just fry chloe up if we not enough pork
look at her
she looks worst den a pig

Then right after that, another convo pops up from Joshua that says,

(2:35 PM) yeoh.:AHAHAHA NO YOU DONT
I LOVE U HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA. I mean, come on, that's just HILARIOUS. So yeah. That's it. (:

PS: Joshua won't stop insulting me.

Tired.

2009-10-25T00:25:00.002+08:00

Today was such a tiring day.
Went out with Hsu-Ven, Ashwini and Mel Yee.
HAHA. Quite funny when I think about it.
3 girls and 1 guy? LOL.
We watched the balls movie! HAHA.
Well, nothing happened as what Ashwini and I hoped.
Obviously, since it was hard to have a lovey dovey atmosphere with 2 tag alongers. (Ashwini and I obviously)
But guess who talked to Mel Yee the most? >_>
Yes, me. Sigh. What's this, man? Why? HAHA. You guys are supposed to be walking hand in hand and stuff like that.
Well, nvm. Next time, we'll go on a triple date, alright? Either Hsu-Ven or Mel Yee is gonna find dates for Ashwini and I. ;)
HAHAHAHAHA.

I'm so tired but it's as if I'm forcing myself to stay up for no reason. I should go to sleep.
Idk. Hmm. I think I might continue today's story another time. (: Goodbye, my lovers.

Good fuckity morning.

2009-10-24T08:57:00.000+08:00

I feel somewhat annoyed this early in the morning.
Fuck.
Oh my.
Well, let's hope going out later would be fun. (:
Broothhaaa, Hsu-Ven and Ashwini, Imma see you there.

Oh, and we're so buying you a smexy dress, Hsu-Ven. ;)

SO WHAT?

2009-10-21T19:10:00.002+08:00

BLAH BLAH BLAH. I PLAYED WITH MY CUTE LITTLE NIECE TODAY.
SHE LIKES SCREAMING. JUST LIKE ME. HAHAHAHA.
NOT IN THE BAD ANNOYING KIDDIES WAY, BUT IN THE EXTREMELY FUNNY AND CUTE WAY. HAHAHAHA.
I SCREAMED A LOT TODAY.
WHY? JUST BECAUSE. :D

Joshua?

2009-10-20T01:13:00.003+08:00

I swear, the one person who can really cheer me up is the one and only Joshua Yeoh Ju Kit. LMFAO. Idk why, but why the heck are you so funny? I swear. You're funny without knowing it? HAHAHA. Even Eli loves you already after 2 days. Idk what else to say, but thank you. Please tell me how I can not not love you? HAHAHAHA. <33333333333333333

PS: I'm toasting your spot now. :D

FML

2009-10-19T18:34:00.003+08:00

I feel a bit out of it lately. I feel like developing some photos of mine and sticking them up in my room. I feel like redecorating my room. Yknow what? I think I will. I wanna buy those cork boards and up that up. It'll be awesome. Hmm. Will ask the mother about it.

I feel so pissed off today. I don't know what's wrong with me. The total mood spoilers of the day, finding out that I can't go on Wed and that I have to take some Science subjects next year. Seriously though, I feel like banging my head on a wall. I already had a 3 hour nap just now. What more would you like from me? Ugh. I feel so drained out and lifeless. I think I need more friends(?) Like seriously. You see, I haven't gone out like everyone else since PMR ended. I could've gone out today, tomorrow, but no. My friends don't have transport. It's k. I can always go out with other friends! But wait! What friends? See? I hate my life right now, so goddamned much. I kind of fear next year. Starting new and stuff. But it can be a good thing as well. Cause maybe, hopefully, I'll be able to make more friends instead of being this lonely ass who has no goddamn friends. I have friends. Ok. I'm not being ungrateful for the friends I have now. I mean, I do have some ass kicking awesome friends. But that's besides the point. I don't think I have enough friends. Oh god. I feel like such a whiny little idiot. Why isn't there anyone, or why don't I have anyone to cheer me up? I so hate life right now. Please just shoot me. Maybe I should go eat some comfort food? Tbh, I really don't feel like doing ANYTHING at all. Maybe I should go take a nice hot shower and watch a movie that can make me laugh. Looks like I'm gonna be watching She's The Man for the hundredth time just because I have no life and it's the only thing that can really make me laugh. If you've read till the end of this miserable post, all I can say is, you're either bored out of your wits that you bothered to read this. Or you actually care about me enough to read this shit. I swear. Noone really reads my posts because why? I guess noone really cares. OH GOD. Fuck my miserable fucking life, please? I'm gonna go take a shower and continue being pissed off with the world.

Blah

2009-10-19T09:26:00.001+08:00

I feel somewhat disappointed right now. I'm not sure why. But damn. Time passes too damn fast.
My parents are out paying the Sri KL fee now. I can't believe it's actually happening.
I can't believe it's actually coming true. I just didn't see it coming this fast. Wow.
I feel like lost and alone really. Not sure why. I'm just so bloody confused now. Dammit.

Epic

2009-10-17T10:34:00.002+08:00

Please tell me how this is can not not be the coolest Halloween costume EVER? Brilliant. Double thumbs up. HAHAHA.

NEOPETS

2009-10-16T22:07:00.003+08:00

HAHAHAHAHA. Notice the part that says, you have the most fun at night? HAHAHA. Epic.
Yes. I'm playing Neopets. Why? Cause I'm cool like that. DUH. HAHAHA.
I haven't played in a kajillion years and I thought I wanted to play it again. HAHAHA.
I like buying the food. Seriously! It's fun. LOL. The foods are cool.
Okay, leaving to go be lame and play Neopets. Tata. :D

YES!

2009-10-16T15:39:00.003+08:00

I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME SWEET HOME!
I've never missed home this much. Oh man. I feel like I never wanna leave my bed ever again.

SAVE ME PLEASE?

2009-10-14T17:08:00.002+08:00

Sucks being in the hospital.
Period.
Oh, did I mention, NOONE HAS VISITED ME.
(Except Maegan & family)
GAHHHHHHH.
SO LONELY WITH NOTHING TO F-ING DO!
PLEASE LET ME OUT SOON?!

PS: I've been watching Indian and Indonesian shows. I'm going nuts.

I really shouldn't have had that 3 pieces of durian.

2009-10-10T18:02:00.002+08:00

Just got back from the doctors. I'm having a 38.4 fever right now.
Not exactly the best time to be having a fever right?
Well, I can't at all study cause my head is too heavy and nothing is going in.
I'm on Zithromax I think. And I had to be given an injection on my ass.
It hurt. A LOT. And I normally never think injections hurt. >_>
The nurse was like, "This is gonna hurt". I, being all macho (kononnya la), said to myself, "Pft, as if."
THEN, I felt the worst pain my ass has ever felt. I started banging my head on the bed I was lying on.
The nurse ever so conversationally asks, "Sakit ke?" What did I say? "YEAH!"
She then says, "Oh, antibiotic jabs are most of the time quite painful" Me, "Oh, really?" I was tahaning like crazy.
When it was done, I got up and she was like, "Boleh jalan ke?"
I had only taken ONE step so I was like, "Yeah."
HAHA, wait till I started walking more. It was like being ass-banged for the first time. [Sha gave me this idea btw. :P]
So yeah. Now my ass hurts like mad. And I'm having a bloody fever. Greaatt!

OH, did I mention the doctor was a GRADE A ASSHOLE? Oh yeah. He was. He deserves more than a slap and punch. Maybe a combo? Elbow in the face, punch in the gut and kick in the balls? Oh wow, sounds good. Wondering what he did? Well, I'll try to remember parts and pieces.

MumDoctorAsshole [brown, the colour of SHIT]

She'll (me, duh) be sitting for her PMR, so will the antibiotics make her nauseous or drowsy?
No.
You sure? Cause she'll be having...
[Assfuck interupts] NO, antibiotics do not make people drowsy. [Rolls assfuck eyes]
Oh.

My husband asks if it's okay if we could just consult Dr. Naqiyah. [My lymph nodes doctor, my lymph nodes are hurting again]
Why? Is your husband a doctor? *smirks [WTF, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE]
My husband just wants to consult her.
This is not a surgical problem. It's a medical problem. You should go to a physician.
Oh, are you one? [HAH, IN YOUR FUCKINGASSFUCKFACE BITCH!]
Uh, no. I do everything. I'm a trauma doctor. [WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING YOURSELF? YOU'RE A FUCKING EMERGENCY DOCTOR FOR GOD'S SAKE. YOU DON'T EVEN SPECIALIZE IN ANYTHING DUMBSHIT. WHERE DID YOU STUDY BTW? UM? WOW. YOU'RE A GREAT DOCTOR ALRIGHT. THUMBS UP ASSFUCK DOCTOR WHO'S COMPLETELY IN DENIAL]

Well, other stuff happened as well. But yeah. WTF IS THIS DOCTOR'S PROBLEM? He's just a bloody emergency doctor and he thinks he's like, GOD? Well, fuck you. And thanks for constantly giving us your fuck face. I SHOULD SO GET AHMISHA AND GANG 216 TO BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. Your wife is gonna leave you one day and you're gonna die alone. Sorry I'm cursing you. But you deserve it. Oh, and, learn to be more professional will you? Even my 6 year old niece has a better attitude and would probably do a better job. Oh, and lastly, I hope you get fired. (:

give it to me

2009-10-10T11:03:00.004+08:00

It's the weekend already. Soon we'll be back at school sitting for the oh so dreadful History, Maths and Kemahiran Hidup [which to this day I find absolutely useless]. Well, it's 11 something in the morning and I was thinking of going back to sleep. Hmm. Should I?

Oh, did I mention, I had durian for breakfast? HAHA. Okay, not really. I had a cereal bar, a carton of chocolate dutch lady milk and then I had about 3 pieces of durian. HAHA. I need to keep brushing my teeth to make the smell go away. Thank goodness I'm not going out today. :D

Oh, and enjoy this song. It has always been one of my favs.

Time flies

2009-10-09T11:58:00.001+08:00

2 MORE DAYS, BITCHES.
OH YES.
OH YES.
OH YES.

Today is the last day I studied Geo.
Literally last day as in, for the rest of my life, I'm never (hopefully) ever touching a Geo book ever again.
HOW KICK ASS IS THAT? AHAHA. HELLS YEAH.

DOOMSDAY

2009-10-06T15:55:00.004+08:00

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME.
Fuck.
Fuck.
FUCK.

Good luck everyone. May you all be able to live through this.
I'm gonna need all the luck I can get.
I haven't started studying Geo, Sejarah and KH. Therefore I'm fucking screwed.
Sorry for the amount of profanities. But I can't help it. I'm freaking out.
Yet I'm still here. What the fuck is my problem, honestly?
I need help. I hope God will be by me for this war.

I hope I don't die.

I should be studying.

2009-09-30T11:01:00.009+08:00

I have a resolution. Which is to swear less. HAHA. I know. Wow. That's probably gonna be really hard. But I said swear LESS, not completely stop swearing. I mean, hello? Life will be grey and dull without swear words. Honestly, what fun is there if you can't go around saying, fuck you for no apparent reason? Fine, I don't do that. But still! I'm just saying. And 'sides, exclamations won't be as fun without profanities in them. For eg, fuck yeah! See? That brings out the life in the yeah! Comparing 'Ho yeah!' and 'Fuck yeah!', which sounds livelier? See my point? Wait, this was supposed to be about not swearing. I am now giving reasons on why swearing is good. Oh goodness, I need to get my priorities right.

On another note, I read these some where;

30. don’t cross your arms when you walk- or EVER! it makes you look SUPER insecure, and like a rape victim! even if you are, fight the urge!!! it’ll make people more drawn to you.

I fold my arms a lot. Not because I feel insecure, or maybe I do? I'm not sure. But it just feels better folding them. Imma try to stop folding my arms. Apparently, it's not nice.

1. if a fat and/or ugly dude snubs you, it’s time to look at yourself in the mirror. it might be time for a make over.

Is it me, or is this just sad?

2. if you’re in a car and you see a cute dude, honk your horn. women NEVER do this. men do it! gardeners do it! just give it a try. the dudes will LOVE it and be a bit confused/taken a back. it’s like punching them in the face with your new found power vadge!

HAHAHA, girls with cars, wanna try this out sometime?

1. live every day eating like you’re about to be photographed naked by Ryan McGinley the next day.

Good reason to start eating healthy, girls!

10. don’t go in the ocean when you have your period. a shark will totally eat you. i live by this rule. be careful this summer.

HAHAHA, oh my. I don't think I would swim at all when I'm having my period.

2. if you think all white people look the same, or all black people look the same, or all Asian people look the same, or all Latino people look the same, etc: YOU are a racist jerk. Case closed! Fix this! It’s a serious problem!

True that.

9. don’t pick the dead skin on your fingers and then rip it off with your teeth! this goes for both guys AND girls. fucking ridiculous! do you know how many beautiful girls I’ve seen at castings just sitting around gnawing at their own flesh! it makes me feel better about myself cuz they’re so beautiful and makes them seem more human, but it’s also SUPER gross! besides empathize with them- what i REALLY wanna do is slap their hand out of their mouth and make them snap out of it! and if this picking, nervous bullshit MUST happen….. NEVER in public ladies. whether you know it or not, someone is watching…. and throwing up in their mouths.

Honestly, I find this pretty damn funny.

3. it’s ‘Asian’ when referring to people and ‘oriental’ when referring to objects you racist jerk!

HAHAHA, Americans. Thumbs up.

7. always knock first. It’s super rude to try the door knob first. Knock and then listen for someone to yell ‘it’s open’, or ‘I’ll be right there’, or ‘come in’.

Tell this to my mum. And dad. (:

On another note, welcome to the world baby Niki Tan Hsu Wen! I cannot wait to meet you, my newborn little baby niece. :D You have the same name as my best friend. Hahaha. <3 I'm so excited and happy for my cousin Simon and his wife, Yin. Congrats you guys! :DDD AHHHH, I WANNA MEET THAT LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY!

Lip Balm Frenzy

2009-09-26T21:44:00.005+08:00

Yes, I have changed my layout. The background is a picture of a unicorn shitting marshmallows! Yum. So now we all know where marshmallows come from! Yay!
Anyhow, moving on. I was watching Ben 10: Alien Force this morning. And this was a conversation between Ben and his mum.

BenBen'sMum

Ben! You are not allowed to text anyone, call anyone, IM anyone or MyFace anyone!
MyFace? O_O

HAHAHAHAHA. MYSPACE + FACEBOOK. LMFAO. Oh man, I love Ben 10. HAHA.

Anyways, I AM HAVING A CRISIS. I do not know which new lip balm I should use! This (click here) is what my mum did to my now FORMER lip balm. HAHA. Thank goodness it was already finishing. ANYWAYS, back to my crisis! Which of these flavours should I go with?

Strawberry Popsicle
Frosted Cupcake
Berry Gelato
Mint Lollipop
Chocolate Truffle
Caramel Eclair
Skittles Strawberry
Skittles Lime
Skittles Strawberry Starfruit
Skittles Banana Berry
Skittles Raspberry
Skittles Strawberry
Skittles Berry Punch
M&M
Charlie Brown Lip Gloss Tart

So, you see my dilemma? Oh mannn. I really have no idea which one to go with! They ALL smell heavenly! HELP!
And yes, I know. WTF HOW MANY LIP BALMS HAVE YOU GOT?! Well, as you can tell, quite a number. I have a thing for lip balms, okay? Shut up. :P

PS: I have all those lip balms. I'm just wondering on which to use. Not which to buy. ;D

2009-09-21T17:48:00.007+08:00

Here are some pretty f-ing messed up videos. If you were wondering, most of these videos were banned. Enjoy.

2009-09-21T16:26:00.008+08:00

I'm currently watching Because I Said So. And homagod. Gabriel Macht, mmm.

Well, anyways. Here is a short update. This is a conversation between my six year old niece and I yesterday/early this morning at 12am.

Chloe: Oh shit.
Carmen: Why shit?
Chloe: Because I'm so bloody annoyed.
Carmen: Don't say bloody.
Chloe: You ask me not to say bloody. But you're saying it?
Carmen: I must say so you know!

HAHAHAHA. So yeah. I have a pretty entertaining niece who craps. She's funny. Haha.

Well, back to the show. Gabriel Macht is waiting! ;D Homagod. So hot.

2009-09-20T14:41:00.002+08:00

Hi,
I feel unhappy and isolated.
Bye.

HAHAHHA, emo shit much? But seriously. ):

On a much much brighter note, SELAMAT HARI RAYA! :D

Okay, bye.

2009-09-13T18:48:00.002+08:00

I have not been online in a week! WOW.
It should definitely be a world record. :D
I'm not quite sure on what to update on anyways.
It's not like my life is all that interesting anyways.
So uh, trials was shit! YEAH, OMG, I TELLLL YOOUUUU, I LOVE MY MARKS.
HAIYO, I AM SO SMART LAH. :B
Fml. Seriously.
Whatever. I deserved it anyways. I didn't study at all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIN! :D
May you have a super duperrr dupperrr birthday! :DD
<333

PS: Shahirah, damn you for telling me what you told me. This month puasa month tau. Tak baik. HAHAHA.

THIS SUCKS.

2009-09-05T16:42:00.003+08:00

I am currently suffering at home.
I have no idea how many hours I have already slept.
I sleep so that I don't have to deal with the pain.
But it hurts sleeping as well.
It hurts trying to sleep.
Omg, it hurts trying to do anything.
It hurts just changing my bloody clothes.
4 infected lymph nodes, huh?
Wow. Sounds like something fun, right?
HAHA, bull-fucking-shit.
This is living hell.
I cannot move my neck, I cannot move my right arm properly and I'm having a horrible body ache.
I can't do anything this weekend.
The doctor says I have to stay home.
This sucks old men balls. Ohmygod.
When will this go away?!

On the brighter side; I get to ask my mum to get things for me. Yes, I am horrible. (:

2009-09-03T16:59:00.003+08:00

I didn't go to school today! Ahaha.
Even though I was planning to.
I got too lazy and was too sleepy in the morning.
Then I promptly told my mum I did not want to go. :D
I then woke up at 12pm.
Then, after washing up etc, I got a carton of milk and went straight to switching on my computer and finally getting myself to watch The Hangover.
Blah blah blah.
Then I texted Ashwini to find out my marks.
GUESS WHO ONLY GOT 1 MISTAKE FOR HER MATHS PAPER 1? :D
I was so shocked! AHAHA. I didn't think I could get that kinda marks.
Oh wow. Was I ecstatic or what! Aha. :B
Well, the others weren't as good. So Imma not say anything. :P
OMAGOD, PMR in 34 days!

2009-09-03T14:08:00.003+08:00

The Hangover is the shit.
I've had the DVD ever since it came out and I just only watched it.
What the hell was I thinking?
I should've watched it asap!
IT IS THE SHIT.
HAHAHA.
It'll be f-ing funny if I knew people who had actually done that.
Bradley Cooper, best shit ever. <3
HAHAHA. :D

YES BITCHES, TRIALS ARE OVER.
But PMR is in 34 f-ing days.
Oh, how I love life right now?

2009-08-31T21:52:00.002+08:00

I'm currently online. Chatting. Wow.
And communicating with Jeremy using our PMs? :P
And, the mother load of all, I'm having Sejarah, Maths and Science papers tomorrow!
YAY. So fun! Not.

I got pushed into the pool when studying today.
How nice? My history textbook got a bit wet. But not that wet.
But I have 3, so whatever. LOL. Yes, 3.

Julian & Nicole had a lovey dovey session.
Adorable! 11 yr old boy with a 10 yr old girl?
HAHAHA. <333

2009-08-29T02:06:00.003+08:00

Aww, holidays are coming to an end.
I really still have yet to study.
Shit. D:<
Idk what I'm gonna do. Gosh.
I'm gonna die and fail. Oh well.

Hsu-Ven, you don't hate me right?
I promise you I won't change.
I promise! I won't be the girl who hates you.
But no promises as to whether or not I won't be best friends with her.
HAHAHAHA.
Kidding. I won't. Well, I'll try. (:

PS: WTF WTF WTF. The nail polish won't come off. Wtf. What kind of cheap ass nail polish is this? I shouldn't have agreed to letting someone put it on me. D:<

2009-08-27T18:14:00.004+08:00

You always seem to be emotionless.
But when you smile you look adorable.
Is that weird?
This is unfair.
I don't even know your name. ):

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Omg, HAHAHA, wtfff.
Apparently, time spent talking to me can be made into a verb.
It's called Chloe-ing. :D
How awesome is that?
It's either Chloe time or Chloe-ing.
Total shizz knocker. :D

2009-08-25T22:16:00.003+08:00

Guess who's ready to fail her trials?
Who else?
ME.
Fml.
(:

Joshua's blog is not gonna be private anymore tomorrow.
The 2 day Chloe posts are going to be terminated as of tomorrow.
Haha. How sad? :P
Can't kembang as much anymore. Oh well.
Joshua,
I did not cancel viewing your webcam cause I didn't wanna see your face, okay!
Promise! It turned white and blank on me. REALLY. ):
I like your blanket, HAHA, and your expression while you Dota. Lmfao.
A blanket over your head assures you? :P
Thank you for succeeding in making me kembang like hell these few days.
You deserve a prize. :D

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

2009-08-23T11:01:00.001+08:00

This post is specially dedicated to person who has a space on my bed where I put my toaster 24/7 to keep warm.
You are onehelluvaboy. Ahaha.
It is definitely fun talking to you and bitching and crapping. Because you listen/read everything I have to say and reply me.
You don't ignore me or anything. (:
You reply everything I ask or say.
You have such funny assed comments lah, really.
I stayed up till about 3 something am talking to this boy. Last night.
Well, more like complaining. But still.
And he even turned someone down just listen to my annoying rants.
Wahh, I'm telling you, I kembanged like hell when I heard. HAHAHA.
So like, he has a special space on my bed, where I have said before, I put my toaster there 24/7 to always keep it warm.
And like, I have a special space too! Next to his bed where he puts his phone!
I'm special, so I get to text him in the mornings! See! HAHAHA. Unlike others I can.
haha ,alright . nolah if its you , you can text me in the morning ! HAHA. my phone is beside my bed. your spot <3
I'M SPECIAL AHAHAHA KEMBANGGG. ;PP
HAHHA its okay you can kembang how much also can laaa.
dont kembang with other guys la. later you fall in love with them : (
then you wont have your joshua time !
Don't worry, even if I kembang with other guys, I'll still have Joshua time.
Promise la, k? HAHAHA.
I tahan-ed till 2pm before texting and complaining to you! Cause you said you wanna wake up at that time although I'm special and am supposed to be allowed to text you in the mornings. AHAH.
But it's because I'm so nice right? :DD
So like, he even used my name for some omegle chat to scam people for their nudes. HAHA.
Why wanna use my name? Cause it's awesome right? ;D Just google for peoples nudes, easier and fast too. AHAHA.
He even did an "essay" for me. With rangka first and all. All here.
He fully embraces my awesome word, shizz knocker! His msn name/pm is shizz knocker!
Come on, how awesome is that? Total shizz knocker fo sho! AHAHA.
Oh, and he also said, "If I were a tertiary consumer, I would eat my ex gf up"
HAHAHA, that was a total shizz knocker!
I can't really think of anything else to say.
Maybe another time? (;
Okay, happy, Joshua? AHAHA.
<333

2009-08-23T02:12:00.003+08:00

Omg please shut the fuck up you annoying inconsiderate bitch.
Ughh, I don't know how long I can stand this but fuck, I'm gonna have to. For at least a few more hours. A few more LONG hours.
Am now complaining to my future cousin in law. AHAHA.
He is a total shizz knocker. ;D
I will never let her take your place as I have even purposely taken my toaster up to my bed to warm it up for you, baby.
He has a place for me too, nolah if its you , you can text me in the morning ! HAHA. my phone is beside my bed. your spot <3
AHAHAH, WTF. It's fun complaining to you. :P Ily lah stupid future cousin in law. Maybe I'll massage your legs one day. We'll see. ;)
Okay, bye.

PS: FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS.
PPS: I have to teach my future cousin in law to be an asshole and tell bitches to fuck off. Gosh.

2009-08-22T12:30:00.002+08:00

I am totally over theme parks. Why should I pay $40 to wait in line to go on rides with names like The Demon (no thanks) and The Cajun Cliffhanger (I just puked)? This is not my idea of fun.

Plus, these rides are dangerous. According to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, there were more than 15,000 amusement ride-related injuries in 2005 alone in the US. From 1987 to 2000, there were an estimated 4.5 amusement ride-related deaths per year. 4.5! I am not a big fan of those odds. I’d rather stay home and play Nintendo. Pretty sure no one’s dying playing Nintendo.

A quick internet search brings up an endless laundry list of injuries and accidents each year at these parks; any one of them enough to make me wonder why the fuck people keep going back. Here's what:

In July 2006, a 45-year-old man died of a heart attack while riding an Alabama ride named The Goliath. Jeezy peezy. Killer ride! Do not ride The Goliath! I repeat, do not get on The Goliath! Goliath was closed for two hours for an inspection, but was found to be operating normally. Operating normally? That’s weird. Because I could have sworn just a second ago they said people were DYING OF HEART ATTACKS on the thing.

On March 12, 2006, seven people suffered minor injuries when The Texas Tornado was brought to an abrupt stop and several swing seats collided with each other. WTF? Save yourselves! These machines will kill us all! One person was sent to the hospital after complaints of back pain. The others were treated at the on-site first aid station. Treated at the on-site first aid station? At a Six Flags? That’s got to be a top notch facility. When they’re not treating ride victims, they’re probably putting the finishing touches on the AIDS vaccine.

On April 18, 1998, 23 riders on the Demon roller coaster were stranded upside-down in the middle of a vertical loop.

That sentence just gave me a panic attack.

Firefighters used a cherry picker to bring riders to safety, although some were on the ride for as long as three hours. I would just assume fall to my death.

At a park in Illinois, there were 109 complaints by Magic Mountain guests due to various incidents, according to the 2006 annual report from the Amusement Safety Organization. Some reports were minor, such as nose bleeds and back injuries.

Nose bleeds and back injuries? You can call those minor. But when 100’s of people are getting nose bleeds and hurting their backs riding something called “Magic Mountain," the magic has left the mountain.

Included in those 109 complaints were 18 reports of people blacking out on the Goliath roller coaster.

There’s this Goliath beast again. People are blacking out?! SHUT THIS THING DOWN! IT WILL KILL US ALL!

In 2007, on a ride called Two Face the Flipside at Six Flags America, a train got stuck on the lift hill.

People getting stuck again?! I’M AT MY WITS END!

Then while they were getting it down, a hydraulics pipe broke, leaking hydraulic fluid on the riders.

PWND! But, to be fair, that could have happened anywhere.

These lists go on and on. Let’s all stay safe and stay away from amusement parks. These rides will kill us all and there are better things to spend our money on. Like, say, anything.

On February 11, 2004, a 38-year-old Disney employee died when he was accidentally run over by the Beauty and the Beast parade float in a backstage area. Cruz was dressed as Pluto at the time.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go kill myself.

Credits to Greg Johnson. Reading this article was quite, how do I say this, life questioning? I love roller coasters! I do I do I do. And this just made me skeptical about riding them again. But you know what? I think, it won't really stop me from doing so. Oh well.

Today, I went to Knott's Berry Farm with my girlfriend. After we got off of Supreme Scream, the ride attendant asked her, "How was it?" She pointed to me and said, "It's like sex with this man, my boyfriend; intense, then disappointing because it only lasts like 30 seconds." FML

2009-08-20T16:34:00.002+08:00

Aloysious: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloysious: Oh I see, but do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloysious: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah ! Say, you walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah!

Aloysious: Oh hahaha, correct. One more question, why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oy!! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your brain, use your brainnn…

Aloysious: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloysious: Correct. Uncle, why is making love always carried out in private?

PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn… you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class is it?? Stupid lah!!

Aloysious: Wah… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyah…, “Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world also ah!!!

AHAHAHHA, I swear, this was hilarious. I laughed so hard I almost chocked on my own saliva. If you don't find this funny, idk what's wrong with you. AHAHAHAHA.

Why update about exams like everyone else when I can update about how enjoyable love making is? Just like digging your nose with that long pinky nail.

2009-08-19T15:15:00.002+08:00

ChloeMum

Form 1, Form 2. Those we the times when I didn't give a shit.
Yeah, but you gotta give it some shits this time 'round.

AHAHAH, wtf. 2 papers down, loads more to go. D:<

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

2009-08-18T22:16:00.001+08:00

I LOVE WONG HSU-VEN.
Why so random?
Because she told me to do this.
And therefore this concludes my 5th post of the day.
I am officially the most lifeless person around.
Goooo me!

2009-08-18T21:38:00.002+08:00

My 4th post today.
In my lifeless life.
Mainly cause I just don't want to study.
But still, totally makes me lifeless.
What I wanted to say is well, I love Katy Perry.
Always have but never came around to blogging about her. Lol.
Not sure why. But yeah, I decided to do it cause, well, we all know why. :P
It would be a dream to watch her perform.
But omg, her performing here?
All covered up? I don't think so. S:
All her clothes are too, woah, for them assholes up there who think that performers have to cover up.

Bullshit. Why?
Cause newsflash, everyone who has an internet connection have unlimited access to porn.
Hell, they're all probably laughing at our faces while being such dumbshits.
I bet you guys are the ones watching porn yourself. Or probably making them.
Just like Chua Soi Lek. I love how he made international news.
He was on The New York Times, BBC and etc. WOW!
Thanks everyone, you make Malaysia a better country!
[PS: Go search Urban Dict on Malaysia. Such wonderful definitions. Most of which I agree with. Sorry patriotic folks of Malaysia.]
[PPS: Wow, I might have ADD. Katy Perry to how I love Malaysia? Total shizz knocker.]
[PPPS: Don't judge me.]

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. In my depressive state, I changed my Facebook status to the Blue October lyrics "Hate me today, Hate me tomorrow, Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends including my mom "Liked" this. FML

2009-08-18T19:44:00.001+08:00

OMGEE. Ouran chapter 73 came out today. O:
I am now dying to know what happens next.
Did I mention for the millionth time that my trials are tomorrow,
and I'm here blogging?
HAHA. Wow. [thumbs up emote here]

2009-08-18T10:51:00.007+08:00

They grow up so fast. :')

They both could seriously pass off as brothers. Lol. If they ever need Zac to have a brother in a movie, Dylan sure could act that role. Haha.

[But they have noticeably different eye colours]

Don't ask why I am having pictures of Disney actors. Thank you. (:

Today, my immature dad said I am a girl not a woman, so my witty response was ''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

2009-08-18T10:27:00.004+08:00

Must've been a sign or something. I came across this when registering for some antivirus software. How coincidental. (: It did not make me feel any better considering;

a) I was not in school
b) I was online
c) I was not studying
d) My trials are tomorrow.

I haven't gone to school in 5 days. And when I go back, it's the first day of trials. Oh, how I love my life! >:)

Today, while working at my life guard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and harshly yelled "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML

2009-08-14T23:26:00.003+08:00

I made up a new word,

Shizz knocker.

HELLS YEAH BABY, C'MON, TELL ME I'M AWESOME. HAHAHA.

Go ahead and use the oh so awesome word, just remember, when you're using it, IT TOTALLY ORIGINATED FROM ME. Cause I so totally made it up. OKAY. It's not even defined on Urban Dict. Yes, I checked. HAHA. So, there, bitch! :D

I'm so proud of myself. :') My day has come. For me to be the epitome of epic. HAHAHA. Shizz, I'm so awesome.

LMFAO, YES, THIS IS A VERY SELF CENTERED POST. I DON'T CARE. GO SUCK ON YO MOMMA'S BIG TOE.

:DDD

PS: I'll be so proud when I see this word going around and being used by people all over the world. (': I'll be that one person who will know that I made this word up. Oh gosh, super proud. HAHAHA. And don't be a bitch and say you made it up k? Or I'll give you a total shizz knocker. HOYEAH. Hahaha. ;D

PPS: If only I could copyright the word. HAHA

2009-08-14T22:15:00.002+08:00

*unicef*9mil*help Bryan-BABI BUTA!!!! says (10:11 PM):
*chloe chai
Chloe says (10:11 PM):
*ahaha
*yes?
*how're you?
*omg
*lol!
*unicef*9mil*help Bryan-BABI BUTA!!!! says (10:13 PM):
*CHLOE!!!!
*i really miss u as a friend in primary school
*play uno cards together
*and u tutor me in prefect
Chloe says (10:13 PM):
*AWW
*OMG
*I MISS YOU TOO
*:D
*ahaha
*aww

Super unexpected. Kinda made me feel good. I miss the old days. I miss scolding Bryan and Shashee. The two small cute lil guys. Which probably aren't so small anymore. Considering how Shashee is much taller now. Haha. They really did make primary more memoriable. (:

2009-08-14T17:05:00.005+08:00

Credits.

I'm starting to freak out. Fuck, 4 more days. I don't give a shit no more. The coloured words are leaving my mouth all too quick and my fingers are just typing whatever I'm thinking. And what am I thinking? Simple, ~!#@@#$^&$#$@#%$%&@$#!~#@$&. 4 more days and I'm still unfreakin'prepared. I'm gonna die on Wed, Thurs & Fri. I'm just so freaked now, I don't know what to do except, try to physically hurt myself. HAHA. Not funny. No, I'm not actually hurting myself. But I did accidently punch myself in the face while ripping pieces of paper out of annoyment. It also helps, screaming into a pillow. Releases stress a lil bit. But fuck, how can I go on and on about how stressful it all is and still not take any action? Oh God, I am so screwed. Please oh please let me make it through the trials. I wanna just stab myself.

PS: Some asshole is drilling something and it's f-ing annoying.

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

Get well soon, hun.

2009-08-14T12:29:00.003+08:00

To all the sick mo-fos out there, get well soon! Noone wants your snot on them. So get better to everyone who's sick. Gotta get ready fer em' ass exams.

2009-08-13T18:57:00.003+08:00

I'm unhappy.

Kthxbai.

Why am I so annoyed lately?
Why am I so not serious about my studies?
Why are people such liars?
Why do people act the way that act?
Why am I so confused?

2009-08-10T22:38:00.005+08:00

My fruitiest friend ever. HAHAHA.

2009-08-09T00:03:00.005+08:00

This is all for Fauzan, why? Because Ain & I love you. HAHAHAHA. Singing session with Fauzan & Ain [not so much of Ain cause she didn't sing ):], at 11pm to 12am is awesome. ;D I also have learnt to love an Indonesian song! AHAHAHA. YAY FAUZAN! AHAHAH. See la, I susah susah put this all together to show everyone how awesome you are, Fauzan! ;D The best twin, evvaaa! :DDD

<3333

2009-08-07T22:43:00.002+08:00

I'm gonna type out the whole text convo between Hsu-Ven and I word for word. Not from the start though, so yeah. :D

HAHAHA LOSER MUCH HAHAHA SHE'S NOT HOME RIGHT NOW BOO BUT I'LL TELL HER WHEN SHE COMES BACK PROMISE HAHAHA OMG LMFAO COME ONLINE LA!
Lazy laa. They're showing cheer now.
Hahaha. Okay okay. Oh really? But it's boring right (sorry cheerleaders)? LOL. The caps stopped. Oh well. :P
Its okay laa. OMG. I SAW KAII! HahaHahaHaha! Watch la!
Hahaha. Kk. In awhile. :P Our school?
Not yet. But glimpses!
Oh lol. Kk. Channel 8 right?
Yeah, I'll see you there.
HAHAHA WTF I'LL SEE YOU THERE HAHAHA
Eyh. SHIT HAHA! Omg. I said tht! Haha! Lol! Worps!
HAHAHA OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID HAHAHA OMG THE FAT INDIAN GUY DAMN FUNNY HAHAHA
EYH. WHY YOU CALL ME STUPID AHH! CANNOT! SAY SORRY! NOW BETCH, NOW!

So yeah, ahaha. Lmfao. Stupid girl was too engrossed in the programme. HAHAHA. Loser. :PP

2009-08-07T14:57:00.002+08:00

Guess what? I cut my hair yesterday! :D Yay! My head now feels so light. I know, Chloe in short hair? Not normal. HAHA. Sorry folks, guess there won't be anymore Pocahontas hair. :P
So yeah, I took that picture right after cutting it. Okay, not really right after, but when I got home. And you know how the people at the salon wash your hair then blow it for you and makes it look all nice? Yeah. That what it looked like before. When I washed my hair & blew it myself, it looked different. >_> Quite frustrating I must say. But oh well. It's okay. Maybe it's just me.

OH, we were given golden time to study this break, BUT I HAVE NOT STUDIED YET. All I did was maybe 4 chapters of Science. Some from Form 2, some from Form 3. And now I'm doing my maths tuition homework. Trigonometry & Average Speed. I do not remember how to do this shit. I'm so f-ing screwed. D:<

2009-08-06T17:39:00.001+08:00

WATCH THIS.
I LAUGHED SO MUCH I HAD TO RUN TO THE TOILET TO PEE.
AHAHAHAHA, THIS GUY IS AN AWESOME ACTOR, I SWEAR.
VOTE FOR THEM HERE!

2009-08-04T15:19:00.002+08:00

School's out for H1N1!
I know teacher said that we shouldn't be rejoicing, but we can't help it!
Come on, it's like a holiday. And besides, we get to study!
Especially those who were supposed to be having their exams this week.
I am seriously hyped up about this whole thing cause now I'll have more time to study!
And it's better too, staying home to self study instead of going to school.
Putting that aside, some people really are falling very ill.
So those who are not feeling well, please get better soon!
Take really good rests and drink loads of water!
And as Hsu-Ven says, TAKE SHOWERS! :P

Pn Chua: Don't tell your friends ah! It's memalufying!

2009-07-30T21:31:00.002+08:00

I couldn't be anymore depressed.
I feel so sick of everything.
I feel like giving up.
This sudden surge of depression, it's horrid.
It even made me consider going for Arts Stream next year.
Oh god, I haven't studied. I can't not know everything.
I'm stressed, I'm panicked, I'm frustrated.

At least Fauzan's drum cover cheered me up somewhat. Thank you so so much for it. <333

The description;
PLEASE READ:
This video is for Hsu Ven/LaurenW and Chloe Chai Xin Yi :)
so yeah , i realized that i have so many mistakes ,
i am trying to learn from my mistakes
and improve my drumming skills :)
so yeah , if you want to criticize , please do in a well manner , so that can help me in my drumming :)
thanks :D

Mr Brightside is a release by a band called THE KILLERS
Copyrighted property from its owner(s)

2009-07-29T17:40:00.001+08:00

You: BOO

Stranger: horny

You: bitch

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: i like it rough

You: so does your mum

I disconnected after that. :D

Seriously, omegle is so entertaining & addictive. Pfft, don't judge me. :P

2009-07-29T16:39:00.004+08:00

Shawn Colfax: You gotta risk it for the biscuit!

Nick Brady: Remember when I pretended to be really into Nickelback for that senior chick?
Shawn Colfax: God they suck.
Nick Brady: So did she.
[holds up hand for high five]
Nick Brady: Up top!
Shawn Colfax: Dude. I am not gonna high five you for a BJer you got a year ago.
Nick Brady: [high fives self]
Shawn Colfax: Doesn't count.
Nick Brady: [grabs Shawn's hand and high fives his own hand]
Shawn Colfax: NO!

Nick Brady: What makes this girl so great, bro?
Shawn Colfax: I don't know, there's just something about her. You know, when she bumped into me on the bus. Or, uh, when I saw her reading that book. She orders pudding for dessert.
Nick Brady: OK, now you're just listing things that people do.
Shawn Colfax: No I'm not!... Sometimes she writes with a pencil.

Brewster: [after Rick is punched by Downey] That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.

Okay, so like, I just watched Fired Up. And omg, it is hilarious shit. Ahaha. I love love love it.
Nick & Shawn actually remind me of myself & Hsu-Ven. HAHA.
One of the best movies I've watched this year. :D
Seriously, it's funny shit.
Hahahaha.

2009-07-28T19:31:00.002+08:00

Stranger: tell china to quit making babies, the worlds pollution is coming from there

Stranger: most of the worlds**

You: HAHA, sure, the only thing is,

You: i'm not from china

You: :P

Stranger: lol, its in asia!

Stranger: they need to use condoms

Omegle is awesome aint it? ;P
I had to go through so many people disconnecting on me to let me speak to someone interesting.
It was pretty worth it. (:

2009-07-28T18:51:00.001+08:00

I feel kinda down right now.
Seriously.
I'm starting to go into a panic mode.
I just can't seem to study.
I'm frantic.
I don't know what to study.
I don't know how to study.
Please help me.
Oh god, I don't know what to do.
I really really need to start studying.

2009-07-28T00:00:00.001+08:00

GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS? :DDDD
Eeyer, after her head kembang. HAHAHA. Kidding.
This post is specially dedicated to my very berry best friend, Wong Hsu-Ven. ( I don't call her Lauren, too bad. :P )
Anyways, OMGAH, you're OLDER than me now!
Old ladeeyyhh. ;D
I've known you for God knows how many years already and more to come. (:
I know you've been enjoying every single moment you have with me, cause, DUH, I'm Chloe! Ahaha. Cause I know I have been enjoying every moment with you. (: (Shit, I sound gay, HAHA)

I would really like to thank you for so many things. Such as, for being there for me although you always say you're so happy when I'm not there. HAHA, liar. In actual fact, I know you're missing me like crazy. :P
Thank you for coping with my idiocy.
Thank you for entertaining me.
Thank you for laughing loudly with me.
Thank you for being stupid with me.
Thank you for always telling me I'm stupid & a loser.
Thank you for just being you.

You know, you missed school today, I reallyyyy missed you, yknow. ): Ahaha.
So lonely. Omgad. Ahaha. I've never gone to school without you being there before in this past 2 years. Only I have ditched you. HAHA. MAKES ME SOUND LIKE I HAVE NO FRIENDS AHAHAHHA. What I'm trying to say is, nothing is the same without you!

So although I nag at you all the time, asking you to drink water and etc. It's only because I care. So I know you're sick right now but you're still gonna come to school. Good! Then we all get to celebrate your birthday with you! :D But like I've already told you, if you're still sick, stay home on Wednesday!

Now you're old and wrinkly my dear 15 year old friend, I would just like to say once more,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SHIT! :DDDD

PS: Go here to read more about how I feel for Hsu-Ven because, this itself says alot. (:

I love Hsu-Ven alot alot alot alot & alot. :DD

2009-07-27T22:29:00.002+08:00

Fauzan ZeJordyMonstars says (10:27 PM):
*OMG CHLOE : O
*did you know ?
Chloe says (10:27 PM):
*no?!
*O_O
*what?!
Fauzan ZeJordyMonstars says (10:27 PM):
*I thought I was Gay :(
Chloe says (10:28 PM):
*WTFFFF
Fauzan ZeJordyMonstars says (10:28 PM):
*until . . . I met you .
*HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Chloe says (10:28 PM):
*AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
*OMG
*SO DIDN'T EXPECT THAT
Fauzan ZeJordyMonstars says (10:28 PM):
*AHAHA ; D

This is why I don't wanna do my homework. You're too entertaining. Ahahaha. Fau-Chan. <3 ;D

Hey baby, did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

2009-07-26T22:29:00.003+08:00

OH AND DID I MENTION I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH ALICE IN THE WONDERLAND, TIM BURTON'S REMAKE? :D
SUCH A GREAT GREAT GREAT CAST!
WELL YEAH. I REALLY REALLY REALLY CANNOT WAIT.
OMG, COME ONNN!
I love Alice in the Wonderland! It's such a good movie! I loved the Disney Cartoon one! I could watch it again and again. It's so adorable! Ahaha.
I wanna read the book but I just don't have the time. ):
Oh well.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE.
So, who wants to come with me to watch it? ;D

Mad Hatter! <3

2009-07-26T22:12:00.002+08:00

Hsu-Ven/Hsu-Yi's was awesome. :D
Left at 12. Woke up at 12 this morning.
Ahaha. What a lazy bum bum I am.
I missed Interact Install. >_>
Stupid shit. Really wanted to go. Boo.

TRIALS ARE IN ANOTHER 20 SOMETHING DAYS.
I HAVE NOT STARTED STUDYING.
HOW AWESOME AM I? :D

I have alot of uncompleted homework.
Should I do it?
Hmm.
Okay, I've made up my mind.
Nope. :D

2009-07-24T21:57:00.008+08:00

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WHY AM I SO EXCITED?

IT'S PROBABLY CAUSE MY BEST FRIEND IS THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW.

AND THEREFORE I'M SO HAPPY TOO.

OMG. AHAHAHA.

UNCLE, HERE'S A BIG HUG FROM ME!

ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG!

HSU-VEN GOT WHAT SHE WANTED SINCE FOREVER!

:DDDDD

2009-07-23T18:11:00.003+08:00

So, the morning started slightly different today.
It started with me feeling shitter then usual.
Which meant, I didn't go to school.
Mum came in and asked if I wanted to go.
Omg, I couldn't even answer. My throat had hurt so bad.
Then after about maybe a few hours, mum came in again asking me to wake up so that she could send me to the doctor's. I think it was only about, 8 am?
But whatev. I really couldn't get up. But mum kept coming in again and again.
Finally got up, checked my phone only to find 3 msges.

1. Jeremy saying he's sorry for replying late and that I would have probably already been asleep by the time I got his sms. He was right. Haha.
2. Hsu-Ven asking to me tell someone in her class that she won't be going to school and that I was probably the only one still at home at that time. She would've been right if I was actually going to school and if I was awake.
3. Ashwini asking if I was going to school. I swear, she's such a great friend. She constantly checks up on me. <3

So, yeah. If I'm feeling better tomorrow, I'll go to school although the doctor insist that I stay home. Oh well. I am craving for some Toma suddenly. But I think I'll have to try to stop myself because it won't stop which means I'll be online even more.

Okay, I should be doing some homework. So I'm off to do some. Sigh. Homework is a bitch, no?

GET WELL SOON ASHWINI, HSU-VEN AND FAUZAN! :DD <33

2009-07-22T23:01:00.002+08:00

I'm sick.
I'm tired.
And my back hurts.
Mummy, can I skip school tomorrow?
Please? ):

2009-07-19T10:40:00.004+08:00

I just changed my FB language to English (Pirate). Haha. It's pretty funny, but it's kinda hard to understand, so I changed it back to English (US). :P

Well, moving on. I watched Harry Potter yesterday. I liked it. But like, my other family members didn't. Apparently, it's too boring. Stupid Hsu-Ven asked if I wanted to watch it today with her when I was actually watching it. HAHA. Too bad. I wouldn't have been able to anyways, I'll be going to Eli's place in awhile to do our English Lit work.

Fauzan asked me what gas is produced when eggshells are put in vinegar and how the gas is produced. This made me realise how crucial time is and that PMR is coming closer. I only realised this because, well, I couldn't answer because I do not know. :S But I found out and the answer is carbon dioxide. Because eggshells contain calcium carbonate and it reacts with vinegar. What am I doing blogging when I should be doing work and studying?!

I also just found this really old chat log from a few years back. Shit. It makes me feel so nostolgic. I don't wanna remember that time. It's all so ironic how things turned out. O_O I was so different. I read a few lines and closed it. Maybe next time I'll read it. Idk. I feel sick when I think about it. ): Oh well.

Hari Koko was alright. I went into the haunted house! Omg. So proud of myself. I wanted to cry before going in. Come on, the poster was scary okay! Lol. It all started like this. Hsu-Ven, Ashwini and Amanda wanted to go for the haunted house. So, I just followed along comtemplating. While self complating, Ashwini kept trying to convince me that it was nothing to be scared of and that haunted houses are like, bullshit and stuff. So we stood outside waiting for who knows what. Then Kalpana came along and said she didn't wanna go. So I thought, OMG, I'll have like, a companion who would wait outside with me! :DD Then Aleeza, Eli and Thabeena came along. They wanted to go too. So Kalpana went, "Since everyone is going, I might as well go." So I ended up buying tickets too. Once I bought the tickets, I felt so nervous I needed to pee. So Ashwini teman-ed me to pee. Then I saw Ashne on the way and thought, okay, maybe I can't do this, I'll give Ashne my ticket! But Ashwini stopped me from doing so. >_> So after peeing, we came back and they told us only 4 people could go in at a time. And so we had to split up. Eli wanted me to be with them, which meant, her, me, Ashwini and Aleeza. But I wanted to be with Hsu-Ven. So I was like, I want Hsu-Ven! I only realised it sounded very gay like, later cause I was still so scared. So okay, got into Hsu-Ven group which consisted of me, Hsu-Ven, Amanda and Kalpana. So we were in the line queing up and started talking. I was like, slightly freaking out. Cause seriously, I was scared. So I told Hsu-Ven, I'm gonna hold your hand reaaallyy tightly, okay? And she said, Yeah, I know. HAHAHA. But then we saw people standing like, in a straight line holding each others shoulders and going in. So we had to do that. And obviously, I opted to be in the middle! :D Hsu-Ven in front, me, Amanda then lastly Kalpana. I hugged Hsu-Ven from the back realllyy tightly when we went in. Haha. I think she couldn't even breathe. :P So we went in, and it was dark. Then we felt hands touching our feet. From then on, I started laughing a bit. Then as we walked a bit more, we saw a person walking towards us with a torch light shinning to her face. That was when Hsu-Ven and I burst out laughing. We continued laughing as we walked on. Then we saw this one ghost who had a wig on and well, it was a very hairy wig. Read Hsu-Ven blog to see what she said to it. :D So all in all, it was extremely hilarious. I laughed till I teared. I think we laughed so loudly, everyone outside could hear cause when we came out, everyone was looking at us. I came out only to find out Ashwini cried. HAHA. She was the one convincing me to go and instead, I came out laughing, she came out crying. LMFAO.

Anyways, we went for SA's Got Talent as well. Kaii, you did great. (: Except, the sound system was crap. NADIA, YOU WERE AWESOME. :DDD You too, Eli! :D

So, that's it with the very long update. :D

Crap, school tomorrow. ):

2009-07-16T19:08:00.029+08:00

This post is dedicated to none other than, Wong Hsu-Ven because I miss her oh so much. ):
Anyways, here are some pictures of us! ;D Most of them are pretty stupid, cause, well, whattodo, it's Hsu-Ven and I together. HAHA.

I miss sitting next to you in the Science lab. ):

Your stupid face in class. :P

The f face you give people. Haha.

Our very stupid moments.

Me giving you weird looks. :P

Us making a fool of ourselves in class.

Our unnecessary fights. :P

I miss your braces. ):

This is probably the ugliest picture of me, but I thought it'd be reallllyyy funny, so here!

Our Genting trip. I miss this. :D

And the best for last, us when we were merely 6! My friend of oh so many years. (:
The friend who I know in many different ways. (Imma gonna add some more, ahaha)

1. My mum & your dad were college friends.
2. Kindy school friends.
3. Primary school friends.
4. Secondary school friends.
5. My mum knows one of your aunts, your mum's cousin
6. My mum knows your other aunt, your mum's other cousin who is the sister of cousin from number 5
7. My mum's sister's husband's great grandfather or something like that's wife child's brother's something something is related to your dad.
8. We know Aunty Carol! :P
9. We went to the same school as your cousin Husani and my mum knows his mum which is your aunty from number 6.
10. I know your aunt's daughter, slightly, cause I talked to her before, aunt from number 5.
11. My mum was "friends" with your grandma! Ahahaha.

Let's hope we can add more ways as time passes us by. I hope we'll be friends till we're old and we can have like, our kids be friends! HAHA.
THEN, OMG, WE CAN HAVE LIKE, A BREAKFAST CLUB OR SOMETHING. AHAHAHA.

Anyways, Hsu-Ven, idk what to really say about you. Haha. You're such a stupid best friend, seriously. Hahaha. Like you said, we're kind alike. LOL. Yeah! We so do that thing where we shout, "OMG, ME TOO" when we discover something and burst out laughing. And our laughs just attract so much attention. Hahaha. Yours might be manly, but mine is just, AWESOME. :P

In primary school, you actually really did take my ruler okay! You might have forgot, but you did borrow it! I'll never ever ever ever forget! You took it and stole(maybe you didn't steal la) my baby. )': Also, I think we were both in the same class in Standard 2. You were the class monitor. HAHA. Lame ass monitor. :P I remember you going around the class. HAHAHA.

In kindy, I know, I was a cry baby. And teacher had to carry me around class. Whattodo, I didn't like coming to school. And yes, my parents did buy oversized shoes for me. HAHA. That's why my feet are so taufufa(you know, what this is right?). Even my cloth crocs hurt my feet. >_> YEAH, MY FEET WERE SIZE -1. AHAHA. STUPID.

Now, we're just plain stupid. You always bully me. ): Hahaha. When you see me, you'll look away. Omg, so much for being best friends right? AHAHA. But the truth is, I know you love me. HAHAHA. Eh, let me have a perasan moment okay? I need my moments too. :P When we're together, we laugh about very extremely stupid things and most of the time, we laugh so loud, we get scolded. How you and I always fight over stupid things and sometimes nothing at all and then you'll threaten to box me. Hahaha. We shout and scream at each other way too much.

I guess, all I have left to say is, Ily, HAHA, and thank you for staying by me although I'm so very annoying and stupid. :DDDD
I wish we were in the same class. ):

This video was taken early last year if I'm not mistaken.
We're acting like retards.
Literally. (:

2009-07-15T20:59:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAHIRAH SHUKOR.
I LOVE YOU, YOU BITCH.
May your dick grow more day by day.
And hopefully, it can compete with mine in the near future.
Omg, you're old. :P
Ahaha, well, whatevs.
Let's hope that that perverse mind of yours continues expanding and therefore entertaining us in class when we're playing charades and you think that two girls are having sex when they are barely touching each other.
Also when I draw a beaker, apparently it looks like a condom. (:
So, happy 15th birthday! :D
Don't forget,
no,
not don't forget to be awesome.
Don't forget, I am awesome.
I know you love me. :P
<3333

2009-07-15T20:52:00.004+08:00

Taken by Hsu-Ven with Ashne's camera (:

I haven't updated in quite some time. Oh well.
Anyways, so, Hsu-Ven & Eli's party was awesome. :D
We took lots of pictures and had fun.
So the bbq pit wasn't as hot as I thought it would be, lol.
More pictures on FB and some people's Picasas.

Anyways, moving on to today,
I got punished.
For not bringing my books.
I don't get it.
Why can't teachers comprehend the fact that sometimes, we all forget to bring something.
It's called human error.
Not like you're perfect.
All you have to do is give me one freakin' day and give me the allowances of handing the book in tomorrow.
GOSH.
I was majorly pissed.
Apparently, it was obvious. >_>
Well, DUH. Gosh.
Even the people who weren't punished were annoyed.
Well, it's not like I'm asking for it or something by posting this.
But we have a right to speak our thoughts.
So yeah.

I swear, I've got so much to catch up on, Idk how I'm gonna have the time to study for trials.
Cause I haven't started at all.
I'm screwed.
OMG, STOP GIVING US HOMEWORK, WE NEED TO STUDY.
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GODDDD.

Lastly,
WHO WANTS TO JOIN BM TUITION? :D

2009-07-11T12:44:00.003+08:00

This is ironic.
I was looking through all my post and this was under draft.
I'm not quite sure why, but I reposted it. Lol.
1 am on the 9th of December. (:
Wow, I remember that day and why I was pissed.
I totally forgot about it till now.
It's seriously oh so ironic.
Makes me feel slightly nostalgic too though.
I feel so foolish, ahaha.
Oh well.
All that's well, ends well. :D

2009-07-08T18:31:00.003+08:00

If I have offended anyone, my efforts have been rewarded.

Oh my goodness, I seriously need more time off. There's just too much work. Teachers shouldn't be giving us so much work! It's our PMR year, we need to study! Doing all the homework we were assigned takes up all our time. It's so frustrating. God, think about us sometimes, will ya?

2009-07-08T14:20:00.007+08:00

Hahaha, I have to give it to Nat. She's right. This happens all the time. Imagine watching a romance movie with your parents. It gets pretttyy awkward. Haha.

2009-07-07T23:46:00.003+08:00

I HAVE FOUND MY LONG LOST TWIN.
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FAUZAN HAK. <333
AHAHAHAHA.
We were doing fb quizzes and OMG, so many that we did, we got the same results.
EVEN FOR THOSE QUIZZES WHICH HAS LIKE, NUMBER/PERCENTAGES.
Damnn we cool. HO YEAHHH. ;D
So yeah, Fauzan is now my twin! Yeahh, babyy! ;P

You failure!

2009-07-07T19:36:00.003+08:00

OMGEEE, seriously I need to stop coming online. O_O
It's seriously gonna be the cause of my failures.
I wanna go on a hiatus. But I just cannot bring myself to.
I have not done so much homework I swear, the amount all put together would be taller than Mt Fuji.
I'm such a failure, I have forgotten how to write properly in just a few hours of not going to school.
Okay, I need to pee. Bye. :D

2009-07-06T21:12:00.000+08:00

PRESSY PRESS PRESS.

A fan club for the school musical.
Support us? Please and thank you. (:

2009-07-06T16:55:00.002+08:00

I'm tired.
Thank you, Herman.
For being there for me.
For singing Stairway to Heaven and Wonderwall for me.
Especially Wonderwall, I seriously love that song.
And your own version makes it even more meaningful.
And also for letting me be well, gay for that moment.
And not laughing at me.
And for not saying, I'm dumb.
Thank you thank you thank you.
Please call me next time you think you need me.
I wanna be there for you whenever I can as you've been here for me.
You're one of the best bros I could ever ask for.
<333

2009-07-05T09:47:00.005+08:00

Derek is absolutely adorable when he talks about her.
I don't know anyone who appreciate a girl as much as he does.
He cares about every little thing she does.
From the way she laughs.
From the way she looks at him.
From the way she pushes him when they're walking.
From every little thing.
You tell her you love her and you miss her and you mean it.
You don't lie about how you truly feel for her.
You're always there for her.
You tell us how you feel, what you did, and it truly moves us.
How you can be so honest.
How you can say things guys just wouldn't admit.
If she ever does what she did again, trust me when I say this,
Maegan and I will be there to break her neck.
Cause no girl deserves a guy like you if she were only to trample on you.
So Derek, tell her to watch out, Chloe & Maegan will do unimaginably painful things to her if she doesn't treat you right. ;P

<3

2009-07-05T09:11:00.004+08:00

Good morning. (:

I would like to start off my post with this;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEREMY ANG! :D

Damnn boyy, you old now. :P Ahaha. Sorry, but like I said, you just have to put up with a virtual kiss for now. :P

So, thank you for relieving me of my boredom at times and staying up to text me. Thank you for coming to the musical, it meant a lot to me. I hope you continue being the stupid you, that you are. We'll meet up again someday, alright? So, have a very very sexy birthday. ;D

2009-07-03T21:20:00.001+08:00

My messenger is totally acting up again. It's being horrible to me. Why? I tried reinstalling Windows Live Messenger 09 but it won't let me. Grrr, stupid thing! I can't even add any emotes to the one I'm using now which happens to be the older version of WLM.

Anyways, school was alright today. Had fun actually. Last day of the PMR thing. Which also means, no more spending the whole day with the other 3F's and such. Like Amanda. So, it started with BM which we actually listened and paid attention to. So whatever. Then recess. Yay! We had fun during recess! Ahaha. They turned on the radio in the canteen and OMGOSH, what song came on? VIVA LA VIDA. Omggg. Drama son. So doi, we were all like, OMG. Then we started singing along, according to parts. Ahaha. Then came other songs and we sang and danced along abit as well. That was actually fun. I wanna do that everyday with everyone! Moving on, went back into the hall. We listened for awhile then we were visited by some wonderful people such as Su Wei, Jun Li, Shern, and Michelle. They came to wish Eli and gave her a card and a so called sash. Lol. After awhile and after they left, Hsu-Ven and I decided to make a trip to the loo. :D So we peed bla bla bla. Then we decided to walked pass the Form 5 block and met up with Su Wei once again! :P Talked to a few other Form 5's then walked back to the hall. Then Millie and Jun Li came to the hall. Omg, I swear, we have way too many reunions. Ahaha.

Also, we went to 2 Erat, well, ex 2 Erat. Which is now 1 Damai. And Kai happens to be the PKD. Haha. Grr! How can you not let the ex KD of that class go in, huh? Tsk. Shame on you Kaiyisha Zawawi!

OH AND, Eli birthday is today rightt! And I came at 7.25 am tauuu! I waited at the Serambi for Eli! I was facing the other side of where Eli was coming this morning. And I could hear her screaming, "CHAI CHAI CHAI". So obviously I spunned round only to see Eli running towards me. Haha. Once she was in front of me, I/she/we gave each other a bigggg hug! She ran past Farah Idayu and Farah was complaining about it afterwards not knowing it was Eli's birthday. Ahaha. Funny.

So yeah, that was my day. Woah, so fun. :P Okay, whatever. OH, and I love Hsu-Ven, Amanda and I's handshakes. Damn, we're so cool. Hahaha.

Peace out, *pop*. ;)

2009-07-03T00:00:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELISHA NAZ BT SHAKIL AHMAD!
I don't exactly have any current photos with you except the ones with Emylia but we all know she's probably only gonna give it to us when we're old and need walking sticks. :P
Putting that aside, ELI, omg, you're OLD. Ahaha. Dayumm.
Nvm, older people are wiser, right?
So thanks Eli, for being a great friend. For laughing at really stupid things. Haha.
Thanks for being in MIC Air with Ashwini and I. Good times, good times. ;D
Thank you for slapping me when I'm not exactly at my politest. Ahaha.
Really makes me feel macho, yknow. :P
Damn painful also. Stupid, Eli. Heh.
Okay, so tomorrow, I will try to come at 7.25am so we can sit together as you've texted me and asked me to do! ;D
So Eli, with this, I hope you have a super awesome birthday!
I love you a lot a lot! :D

Also, thank you to Fauzan Bass cause he gave the idea of doing this. :P
Oh, and you better love me and Fauzan like crazy cause we stayed up till 12 just to wish you! Ahahaha.

2009-07-02T20:28:00.002+08:00

I just realised that tomorrow is Friday.
And.
I won't be staying back.
After so many months since, February.
Holy shit.
I miss drama even more now.
DAMN.
Omg, you guys, I MISS YOU! D:
No more staying back on Friday's for drama.
OMG OMG OMG, sounds so weird.
Feels so weird.
EEEEEEEEE.
I want drama.
Grrr.

Oh, btw, Sha says I say grr too much. It's like I'm channeling my inner Heather.
LOL.

Oh yes ah?

2009-07-02T18:38:00.002+08:00

I'm seriously considering changing my blog to a private one. >_>
Seriously. Oh gosh.
Anyways, today was blah. We had like, the teknik menjawab PMR thingy.
Gotta sit on the floor, okay? Not fun.
But at least all of us sat together-gether. :P
So, we all had a lil drama reunion again.
I missed the first one at the gallery cause I didn't know, dayyum.
But at least we bumped into the crew members on the way to the toilet. Heh.
We as in Hsu-Ven, Amanda and I. :D
Oh, and for the English part of the PMR thingy, we had to do an essay on our dream/future home.
We had to draw it too.
So Hsu-Ven, Amanda and I were in a group.
OMG, OUR HOUSE IS SO FRIGGIN COOL, OKAY?
You can say otherwise, Hsu-Yi! We are not lame!
We have a family submarine! Be jealous! :P

Did I mention that my stupid Windows Live Messenger 2009 won't work? OMG, so annoying. Should I try reinstalling it? Ahaha. Kinda asking for trouble but I reaaaally wanna use that version instead of the older one. D: Stupid thing. It's all a certain person's fault. Everytime I talk to him, for sure something happens to my messenger. Ahaha. Kidding. I told her to do it already, so you better forgive me. :P

Oh, and thank you, Fawwaz for the rose! Thank you thank you thank you! :D

Last but not least,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YAMUNAGAGA! :D LOL. Like Lady Gaga! :P
Remember to wear your blin-g/k blin-g/k!
Oh, and don't forget the most important thing, GAGA. ;D
ILY! :DD

2009-07-01T23:35:00.003+08:00

So annoyed cause of my stupid messenger.
Grr you stupid thing. ):
Okay, I'll sleep now.

Oh gosh, not looking forward to seeing pedo tomorrow.
Please oh please let me escape pedo.

Goodnight.
<3

Whatchusay?

2009-06-30T21:31:00.005+08:00

Okay, hi, let's start with, holymofoshit. 1. I am so happy right now. 2. I am so pissed. 3. I am so annoyed. 4. Why laaa?

Reason(s) to 1. AHAHHAHA, MOTHERFRYING BITCH. :D
Reason(s) to 2. WTF WHY IS HARI K CANCELED? ZOMG, SO MUCH HWK. O_O
Reason(s) to 3. EEE, HOMEWORK, PMR.
Reason(s) to 4. Why la you gotta use 016? Why is open day tomorrow?!

Okay, so we were told Hari K would be canceled today. Yeah. 3 weeks in advance. So much time right? Some classes have already paid for some stuff. And it's pretty hectic. It's shit okay. Please let us enjoy ourselves before we force ourselves to study for shit assed stuff like PMR. PMR aint excactly a rainbow. I know everyone is going around saying, 'Kesian the form 5's.' But I talked to Millie about it just now and she said she's happy there isn't gonna be Hari K cause they've been doing it for 4 years already and they are sick of it. Or is it just you, Millie? But in tomorrow's voice out session, I'm probably gonna go up and say something if someone doesn't already do it. So please support, yeah? :P

HOLY SHIT, OPEN DAY TOMORROW. Omg, you know, I feel so smart. How many A's did you get, Chloe? Oh, I managed to successfully get TWO A's! For what ah? OH, ENGLISH AND MORAL. WOAH, SO SMART LA. And my percentage, a nice and secure 75%. WOAH, SO SMART LA, NOT EVEN AN A. I'm screwed.

Also, Hsu-Ven's an idiot. Who the hell says, 'Omg, I wanna burp!' Then burps. Then stones for a few seconds. Then goes, ahhhh. AHAHAHA, WTF MAN. You're so stupid.

Also, I'm suffering in class. Omg. I cannot concentrate. After not studying for like, a whole month, my brain just does not function anymore. O_O DRAMA, COME BACK! D:

Yeah, bitch. :D